Kris Jenner Goes Bong Shopping on Easter

Kris Jenner Goes Bong Shopping on Easter

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By Hilton Hater

Snoop Dogg

Might we need to add a new name to our list of Celebrity Stoners:

Kris Jenner?!?

The store manager at Dementia – a smoker’s shop in Sherman Oaks – tells Radar Online that the mother of Kim Kardashian and company paid her establishment a visit on April 20, dropping $200 during an unexpected shopping spree.

“She said that she needed a pipe for her mother,” Jessica Conway said of Jenner. “She was saying her mom had back pain.”

Conway said she explained to Kris that she “needed to get a medicinal marijuana card in order to go to a dispensary,” something that made the reality star “curious.”

After browsing the pipe selection for about 20 minutes, Jenner settled an item and also grabbed a leopard print bong bag, a pack of Super Hit incense and a holder for the fragrance.

And, hey, even if Kris purchased a few pieces of smoking paraphernalia for herself… we’re not judging.

We just never considered adding a 58-year old mother of many to the following gallery.

“You knowz mofo be rollin’ up summa dat dank ass sticky-icky-icky and gettin’ fizaded off the bubonic chronic right muthaf–kin’ now.” Uhhh, what Snoop said.

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Snoop Dogg

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Snoop Dogg

“You knowz mofo be rollin’ up summa dat dank ass sticky-icky-icky and gettin’ fizaded off the bubonic chronic right muthaf–kin’ now.” Uhhh, what Snoop said.


Willie Nelson

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Willie Nelson

Willie Nelson has been arrested more than once for his love of the Mary Jane. He’s 80 years old. Can’t we all just leave the man alone!


Matthew McConaughey

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Matthew McConaughey

Alright, alright, alright. Neptune and your mama and surfing and all that other stuff he talked about during the 2014 awards season sort of seems like he’s stoned ALL THE TIME.


Chris Brown

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Chris Brown

Pot normally mellows people out, right? Looks like maybe Chris Brown should smoke MORE of it instead of less.


Rihanna

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Rihanna

If you follow Rihanna on Instagram you know she doesn’t really keep her love of Laughing Grass a secret.


Jenelle Evans

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Jenelle Evans

Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans would rather GO TO JAIL than submit to random drug testing while on probation. That’s…dedication? She also (allegedly) smoked up while pregnant with her second child. And probably her first.


Lindsay Lohan

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Lindsay Lohan

After multiple stints in rehab, Lindsay Lohan can’t quit the reefer. Or the alcohol. And maybe not even the harder drugs that ruined her career AND her looks.


Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger, body builder, actor, and former governor of California, gave a frank interview where he talked about smoking up.


Bill Clinton

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Bill Clinton

Governor Bill Clinton said he never inhaled during interviews on his way to the White House. He also said he did not have sex with that woman, for whatever that’s worth.


Ryan Lochte

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Ryan Lochte

If you’ve ever heard Ryan Lochte give an interview, the fact that he practices the puff, puff, pass as much as he does the butterfly stroke comes as no surprise.


Jeff Bridges

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Jeff Bridges

The DUDE! The Big Lebowski quotes make this more than just an assumption.


Brooke Mueller

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Brooke Mueller

Brooke Mueller, ex-wife of Charlie Sheen, prefers hard drugs like her former spouse. In a pinch, weed will do.


Miley Cyrus

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Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus proudly proclaims that she smokes the Sweet Leaf and blasts pictures of marijuana all over her Bangerz tour. The show itself kind of seems like one big hallucination, so maybe she’s doing more than just mariuana.


Bobbi Kristina Brown

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Bobbi Kristina Brown

Bobbi Kristina Brown might have married her sort-of brother but before that she was making bong videos.


Chace Crawford

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Chace Crawford

Chace Crawford might be a lesser-known actor who sort of looks like Ian Somerhalder, but that didn’t keep him out of the slammer for possession of marijuana.


Woody Harrelson

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Woody Harrelson

All the dirty hippies love the hash, right? Woody Harrelson is no exception.


Zach Galifianakis

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Zach Galifianakis

Zach Galifianakis is blazing trails on light night television, probably while being baked.


Jennifer Lawrence

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Jennifer Lawrence

Paparazzi caught Jennifer Lawrence and The Hunger Games costar Josh Hutcherson getting ready to get high on a balcony in Hawaii.


Justin Bieber

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Justin Bieber

When Justin Bieber was arrested in Miami, he told cops he had been smoking pot. That explains some of his crazy behaviors. He’s just having fun, right?


Michael Phelps

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Michael Phelps

Another Olympian who likes to get high, Michael Phelps was busted smoking pot between the 2008 and 2012 Summer Games. He also became the spokesperson for Subway. Coincidence?


“She loved the bag print and the way the store smelled, so that’s why she bought some of the incense,” Conway said.

It is true that Kris’ mother walks with a cane and has struggled with health issues, as Jenner was seen later that day at an Easter service with her parent.

Source: Gossip – The Hollywood Gossip

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